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		<title>Two Tickets to Trillium Country: A Brazen Apron Relocation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I want a divorce,&#8221; my husband said, like he might as well have asked me to make some chicken fricassee for dinner. For a moment, the world stopped turning. I looked up from my knitting needles, but just for long enough to see the validity of the statement behind his tired eyes. You can&#8217;t blame… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2013/02/two_tickets_to_trillium_country/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Marathons &amp; Mechanics – Part II: The Mariachi Band, The Garage Dentist, and The Pirate Tooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is mariachi music playing on the radio.  It makes 4 a.m. at the dentist’s office seem much more festive.  The only other thing I hear is the incessant scraping in my head and a bitter, aged doctor knuckle-deep in my mouth asking why he ever became a dentist in the first place.  I wonder… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/11/marathons-mechanics-%e2%80%93-part-ii-the-mariachi-band-the-garage-dentist-and-the-pirate-tooth/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Marathons &amp; Mechanics: Part I-The tale of a life changing run</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been running for over two hours and my face hurts.  It seems a rather odd sort of place to be suffering when the last one hundred and twenty minutes have been spent running up hills, down hills, and battling the constant gust of Patagonian winds.  Anyway, I haven&#8217;t noticed much of anything but the… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/10/marathons-mechanics-part-i-the-tale-of-a-life-changing-run/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Marathons &amp; Mechanics: The official report coming soon&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Coming soon: One Patagonian marathon.  One visit to the Chilean tooth mechanic.  Two days on a morphine drip.  Just another South American adventure&#8230; &#160; &#160; <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/10/marathons-mechanics-the-official-report-coming-soon/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Anesthesia for Beginners: Phones, bikes, and things you should not operate</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, doped up on enough post-operation narcotics to numb at least a third of the Burning Man population, I rode my bike through Hamburg.  It started out as a trip to the clinic for what I was sure was a little operation.  Like with most things in life, I was overly optimistic about… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/08/anesthesia-for-beginners-phones-bikes-and-things-you-should-not-operate/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>God.  And some of my other Facebook friends.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once again, I have narrowly escaped religion and maintained my resistance of the church without having a negative impact on my relationship to God.  Thanks to Facebook, I can even poke him before prayer time, or send him a message. <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/08/god-and-some-of-my-other-facebook-friends/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tribal Warfare and CrossFit: The BA Explores Alternative Fitness Approaches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have this sort of elitist obsession with avoiding things that I determine are too trendy.  I know it&#8217;s ridiculous because&#8230; honestly&#8230; who can really be original these days except for a few starving Bohemian artists on Etsy?  However, it&#8217;s the only thing that has kept me from ever seeing Titanic, reading those damned sexless… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/08/tribal-warfare-and-crossfit-the-ba-explores-alternative-fitness-approaches/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fuel for Fun: Energy Bars from Things You Probably Have at Home</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have this sort of pet peeve about cooking.  I should take it up with Jamie Oliver, because he does it to me every time I see one of those fabulous natural, simple looking spreads in one of his misleadingly basic-looking books.  I am thoroughly disappointed when I find a tempting recipe only to discover… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/08/fuel-for-fun-energy-bars-from-things-you-probably-have-at-home/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bikes don&#8217;t make good tents and other reasons to not get stranded in the wilderness&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My dad is sipping coffee from across the diner table, an Oregon map in front of him.  He hands it to me and says &#8220;When plans don&#8217;t pan out, the adventure begins.&#8221; It doesn&#8217;t feel like an adventure yet.  I&#8217;ve been sitting in a truck with a five year old for hours and if I… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/06/bikes-dont-make-good-tents/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Birth of a Bike: A Story of Love at First Ride</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am standing in the kitchen making my husband his favorite meal and batting my eyelashes so much it&#8217;s making me dizzy.  My husband is a smart man, and it&#8217;s going take more than a few logical arguments to convince him that what would be really good for our marriage right now is if I… <a href="http://www.brazenapron.com/2012/06/birth-of-a-bike-a-story-of-love-at-first-ride/" rel="bookmark">more</a>]]></description>
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